An association of former and current staff of Ulster University
who have been subjected to systematic victimization and illegal treatment on Facebook:
https://goo.gl/27fntN
https://goo.gl/27fntN
The bullying of academics follows a pattern of horrendous, Orwellian elimination rituals, often hidden from the public. Despite the anti-bullying policies (often token), bullying is rife across campuses, and the victims (targets) often pay a heavy price. "Nothing strengthens authority as much as silence." Leonardo da Vinci - "All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men [or good women] do nothing." -- Edmund Burke
For academics unlucky enough to encounter a nasty Prof Blunt in their workplace, they
should know that such creatures employ a range of different examples of
bullying at work using electronic means. These would include offensive
email and e-mail threats such as comments on social networking sites.
Spreading lies and malicious gossip via messaging/chat. Sending an
offensive e-mail to a colleague (even if it’s supposed to be a joke,)
the content of which might offend the receiver.
Abrasive and sharp comments may leave the victim feeling they are in a work-place war-zone. The web-trolling may also involve posting blogs and comments on social networking sites- Often
a person may not experience any direct form of cyber bullying, but
instead the bullies are leaving nasty or offensive comments about them
on blogs and social networking sites which can be viewed by others. The
comments may be about the person’s performance at work.
Consider a Non-Molestation Order
– Obviously a web-troll can quickly become a source of torture. If the
bullying still does not stop at the request of your manager, and the
emails/text messages are regularly being sent despite you asking the
other person to stop, this may be considered harassment. If so, you
might be able to obtain a non-molestation order which makes it an
offence for the offending party to contact you. Obviously a court cannot
prevent you seeing a colleague at work, but they can order that the
offending party does not contact you out of work via email, telephone,
text message or social media.
We might take comfort that there is something inherently stupid about web trolling.
Sadly its rarely possible simply to order the web-troller off the web.
Other simple ways to prevent a colleague e-mailing or contacting you out
of work include blocking their number on your phone or blocking them on
your social networking site. Cyber bullying is no less unpleasant than
conventional bullying. Always remember that you are protected by the law
in just the same way as conventional bullying. As for external cyber
bullies who are operating outside your workplace, if they are emailing
your work email, your college IT department should be able to stop this
activity and can also take steps to identify the perpetrators. Remember –
if you are being bullied, do not suffer in silence. Tell someone who
will be able to help you stand up to the bullies. Nobody should make you
feel uncomfortable at your place of work.
Is there Protection from web bullies? Finally
we should comfort all of us who are victims of obsessive web-trollers
such as Prof Blunt that there is hope that their web misery will end.
Sometimes the web troll will just stop. They may get concerned by the
threat of formal or legal action. Perhaps they will find another victim
to subject to their trolling. Unluckily for some, other trolls continue
with their subversive activities long after they or their victim have
left their place of employment. We mentioned at the top of this piece,
Prof Mal Blunt, whose trolling actually got worse after the intervention
of a High Court Judge. It was as if Blunt was seeking to prove the
Judge wrong and of course as web trolling is so hard to detect, the
potential penalties are often remote. Blunt, formerly of Bulster
University, has conducted an on-line campaign against a former colleague
for almost two decades.
This
is (thankfully) and exceptional case and Prof Blunt has been aided by
his old college buddies at Bulster who were also cautioned by the Judge.
In fact, this is a case where the trolling became a covert substitute
for other more overt types of harassment. In such cases the victims
should consider whether their interests are best represented by pursuing
their web troll by legal means or disregarding them as pathetic losers
who have actually destroyed their own lives with their venom.
The
highest beneficiares in the Academy Union’s generous staff trough are
its top managers. Pay and perks @ Academy Union are so good for its
staff that only the top 3% of its union members earn as much as the
management team of their union. In short, only a tiny fraction of
professors at elite universities earn as much as the General Secretary
and union managers who are lavishly paid to represent them. That is even
before we count the Academy Union’s Presidential Apartments, travel
perks and even a bicycle purchase subsidy, pension scheme and union
employee benefits. It certainly makes up for having to drink all that
acidic “FairTrade” coffee which the union provides free for its staff.
The
senior manager claimed he did not have proof of the member’s address.
The member produced his Council tax registration and a file of utility
address confirmations for his home covering several decades. The manager
claimed he wanted to know more about the caring relationship- something
which is not even covered in union regulations. Nevertheless the
volunteer happily provided full NHS certification for the caring
arrangement. The manager said he did not believe the authorising doctor
was curently practising and disproved the doctor’s reports as not being
written with clincial rigor. The manager had actually mistaken the
medical consultant for a different practice with a similar name. The
British Medical Association then criticized the Academy Union for
potentially slanderous allegations against one of its GPs. The manager
claimed he previously knew nothing about the volunteer so could not be
held to have acted disproportionately against him.
The
entirety of this process was overseen by the senior manager who was
named in the volunteer’s complaint, but the union claimed that he could
still morally do that while remaining at arms length of his own
investigation. The shrewd result of this sanction is that it immediately
deprived the member of branch affiliation and scuttled his request for
an investigation of the sexual and collusion allegation. The volunteer
was still owed more expenses by the union (if they accepted his
eligibility) than he had ever claimed. The Union had suspended payment
to him of meal, transport, carer’s and other expenses running into many
thousands of pounds- a large sum compared with the expenses disputed by
the Union.
The
volunteer would like to use this forum to appeal for Academy Union to
appoint a genuinely independent investigator into both the alleged
sexual assault and membership issues. Such an investigation may compel
Academy Union to produce previous complaints of sexual assault against
Academy Union officials and allegations of alleged collusion between
that official and the same named senior manager in regard to past
compaints by the union’s volunteers. Such a process would also have to
consider if Academy Union had permitted a culture of bullying at its
London headquarters and that the Academy Union senior manager had also
been subject to previous complaints of “union bullying”. The Academy
Union has been criticized for allowing poor management practices e.g. an
incestuous line management system complicated by marital and
extra-marital relationships among its top employees, and a high level of
complaints of staff bullying against the senior manager the volunteer
has complained of.
ADVISORY….This
is a work of humorous parody and any similarities with persons or
places real or imagined is purely a matter of coincidence. If you’ve
been bullied at your union or in any F/HE institution don’t hesitate in
complete confidence to E-MAIL: bullied.academics@yahoo.co.uk
Victims may complain without penalty under their college procedures or
consider making a complaint to their local police. Where the police are
contacted bullying usually ceases immediately.
...I am by far not the only one who is targeted by those formidable guys. These colleagues only keep quiet out of shame about their situation. Which is wrong. As we all know hitting the sweet spot in bioscience is simply a matter of luck, both for grant applications and publications.More details at: http://www.dcscience.net/2014/12/01/publish-and-perish-at-imperial-college-london-the-death-of-stefan-grimm/
Why does a Professor have to be treated like that?
One of my colleagues here at the College whom I told my story looked at me, there was a silence, and then said: “Yes, they treat us like sh*t”.
Best regards,
Stefan Grimm





As
Bulster’s out-going or just plain “ousted and outed” dictator, I
thought I should offer you, as the new incumbent, some advice on how we
operate at Bulster University. If you have not guessed this already, my
senior team, most of whom remain in place- “Bulster’s cabinet of
horrors”- do not react well to change. Our evil Director of Human
Resources who I fondly call “Mad Bonnie”; our Lycra if not PVC-girl, the
ever elegant Madame De De, and quite a few of the other thugs are
(frankly) hoping you are not going to be one of those reforming
Presidents interested in staff rights or equality or any of that civic
society tosh….
In
fact, I’m not quite sure if I should write to congratulate or
commiserate with you but as I see that you have been able to negotiate a
pretty good wad of pay for yourself, I wonder if you need my advice at
all! But as I think you’ll appreciate, every great man wants to protect
something of his legacy. And if that were not good enough reason itself
for me putting pen to paper to you, the plain fact is that the incumbent
management team are blackmailing me to ensure you don’t immediately
sack them all for being the group of under-qualified chancers they
collectively are!
On
the governance side, if you have any questions go straight to Secretary
Amos Mullitover and you will see why he was so well named by his
parents- its from the biblical for “a burden”. Well this particular
Secretary hardly knows what day of the week it is but he can cheat like a
Wizard… so he’s been good enough for Bulster- and he’s got me
personally out of a lot of bother! Only he could have sorted out the
fight between Olly in Legal Advice and “Mad Bonnie” without it coming to
a matter of pistols at dawn…..or as would be more likely with these two
old killer sharks, poison pen letters at mid-night... If you get really
stuck just think of Chancellor Jimmy’s bum! That always cheers us all
up…
But
you must at all time keep clear of the local Peelers. “Mad Bonnie” has
just had a run in with them for deleting phone records, perverting the
course of justice, mis-using scientific protocol and this kind of minor
thing that we do all the time at Bulster- but the local bobbies dont
seem to know their place any more. They seem to have gone mad on what
the staff Victim’s Association have been telling them- mostly a load of
human rights bullshit. Personally I’d haul them off to a Siberian Gulag!
There are a few other cases looming- like destroying police evidence
and mis-using her Majesty’s Communications Service which might take more
than a ten-pound note stuck inside Buster’s proverbial licence to fix.
And
on that subject I must warn you to keep your university chauffeur on
duty even if you go off boozing, or shagging or whatever else power puts
into your head when you grab my fiefdom at Bulster. My old pal Gerry
Jameson got into so much trouble with drink driving that the peelers are
on the road as soon as they hear the Presidential limo leave the pub.
So at all costs let the driver take the action, even if you have to
bribe him into ignoring your personal off-duty antics. As we VC’s say,
“What happens in Bulster stays in Vegas…” or somethng along those lines.
I don’t know what sort of fellow you are or if there’s a Mr or a Mrs in
tow but of one thing I can forewarn you- don’t get caught with your
trousers down in Bulster or the senior management team will blackmail
you from here to high noon.
I
myself had a bit of a mis-understanding a few years back with a young
policeman- late one night- something that could happen to anyone in a
public place. And, in fact, I must confess the anatomical matter
involved (the exhibit for the jury if you like) is so small it could
never really have infringed public decency! But the police took a very
dim view of it, small as it is, and I was lucky to get off with a
caution. Just remember there are undercover eyes everywhere when you are
as senior as I am. And if you want me to be frank... that’s also why
“Mad Bonnie” is so over-paid... I had to bribe the sleazy ba……rd! to keep
his dangerous mouth shut!
But
it’s so true that you don’t get a second chance to make a good first
impression. The late VC Der Burley had a problem with breaking wind in
public. It got so bad certain senior managers thought it was just his
way of terminating staff discussion. As I’ve mentioned, Lord Trevvie had
that problem with his flies and falling asleep in public... I guess they
call it sleep apnesia nowadays. Personally I think the entire
management team have it- they only wake up when they hear the word
bonus!
Then
of course my friend Gerry Jameson got this medical problem which made
it look like he was roaring drunk all the time, and with a bad case of
Tourettes syndrome to boot. Gerry also was a bit gassy- he used to blame
it on “stinky torfu” until his PA reminded him he wasn’t in Hong Kong
any more!. Not a very pleasant business with poor old Gerry I can tell
you, but fixable after a touch or two of “Mad Bonnie’s” taser and a bit
of a pension pay-off. Good-bye Gerry, hello Dicky!
You
dont have to worry about equality as I let Patience Gunter go as she
was for ever getting her knickers in a twist when I told her to gloss
over a spate of staff suicides and reports of Bulster’s gross
inequality. If the wretched staff gang up on you, you can always rely on
“Mad Bonnie” to get rid of any dead bodies. On PR, Secretary Amos will
spread around any dis-information an effective President must dispense
from time to time. In communications, Madame De De will smile ex-camera for
you but don’t ask her to do anything too intellectually challenging…and
she can be a bit blunt at times… I heard she actually asked President
Higgins if he was in or out of the closet... Luckily one of his aides
intervened and told Mr. Higgins she’s asked if she could use the
Presidential water-closet.
And
speaking of spies if you ever need a couple of old Smiley’s People to
do a bit of dirty work, you can rely on the “gruesome two-some” I’ve
always used, old “Hutchie Hutch” and “Mal Blunt”, both up to their necks
in dirty tricks and cyber-prowling and can dish the dirt on anyone…If
you want some really dirty work doing just hire these two retired
spooks…Bonnie will arrange it- he has plenty on them too just in case
they start bargaining too hard over their rate. Just remind Bonnie about
Hutchie’s “not so evangelical” nights of spirit-sodden revival and
Blunt’s fondness for blond babes and the Ulster Vanguard…
On
the international side, totally bar Richie Mills from student admissons
as he’d accept even the toilet ladies and delivery boys for an MA...
that’s carrying even our mission to community education a bit far! And
on oversight of academic standards be careful to keep Di Maccy’s trap
“firmly shut” as she’s surely to quality control what Fat Molly was to
the Atkins diet.
Finally,
well I can’t say I wouldnt have wanted to hang around a bit longer but
Council just wouldn’t have it. So I bid you a begrudging congrats and
good luck in the Bulster Zoo…you might even get a K out of it if you can
bribe the DEL Minister or better still, catch him with his over-sized
pants down…not a nice sight, believe me……. If you are really stuck you
can set Madam De De on him, maybe she might ask him a question or two
about closets…